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runningsissors.livejournal.com

Title: Cream and Tea
Pairing: Cedric Diggory/ The Grey Lady
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 200
Summary: The rumour had been circulating around for decades, that the Grey Lady had posed naked for muggle painter when she had been alive.
Notes: written for the 200 Words of Crack challenge. I was going to wait and post at a later time, to avoid double posting, but if I don't do it now I'll forget.

Cream and Tea

brightflower

Title: An Unfortunate Mistake
Character Pairing: Basilisk/Mrs. Norris
Rating: G
Word Count: 200
Author's Notes: Yes, I am definitely one of those people who think, "Oh God no, I can't write crack to save my life," but since the mods asked so nicely, I decided to give it a shot. ;)

( An Unfortunate Mistake )

magikcat112.livejournal.com

Title: Kitty Walk
Pairings: Mrs Norris/Crookshanks
Rating: PG-13
Word: Count: 200
Warnings: Mention of mating
Summary: Even cats have appetites.
Notes: An attempt at writing crack for the '200 words of crack' challenge. What I did instead of homework.

Link here

miss-morland.livejournal.com

Title: Position to Judge
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: Umbridge/Filch/Snape
Rating: R
Word Count: 200
Warnings: Dom!Umbridge, BDSM, masturbation (nothing graphic)
Summary: Dolores Umbridge knows how to appreciate a Muggle-style whip when she sees one.
Notes: Written for the '200 words of crack' challenge.

She always wore a pink babydoll under these meetings, while Argus and Severus both looked lovely in their leather collars.

l3petitemort.livejournal.com

Title: Unexpected Rewards
Pairing: Bella/surprise!
Rating: hard R/NC17
Word Count: 200
Warnings: unusual body modification. oral sex. sub!Bella.
Summary: Bella got caught breaking into the Ministry. Boy, is she in trouble.
Notes: I wrote this for the 200 Words of Crack challenge. Credit for this atrocity goes squarely to

seraphimerising for encouraging such nonsense. ;)

( Unexpected Rewards )

deathlydragon.livejournal.com

Title: Impossible
Pairing: Draco/Buckbeak
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Summary: After everything that happened between them it’s impossible for them to be together – no matter how much they want to…
Author's Notes: Takes place during Draco’s sixth year as Buckbeak finally returns to him…

( Impossible )

tania-sings.livejournal.com

Title: Reason Knows Not
Rating: PG
Pairing: Voldemorte/surprise
Word Count: 200
A/n: I really needed to write some crack! Thanks for the opportunity!

( Read more )

luvscharlie.livejournal.com

Title: All Dressed Up With Nowhere to Go
Author:

luvscharlie
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairings: James Sirius Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
Rating: G
Word Count: 200
Warnings: None really
Summary: Scorpius foolishly follows Al's advice in order to attract James' attention.
A/N: Originally written for the 200 Words of Crack Challenge #5 at

rarepair_shorts

AND for 29. Driven at

lions_serpents

All Dressed Up With Nowhere to Go

rarepairs_mod

Guess what? We now have 204 members/218 watchers!! Thanks everyone! You all make this community a joy to run. ♥

In honor of this momentous occasion, we're re-opening Challenge #5 with a few modifications. All of you invested in your claims, in the Number Game ficathon, in whatever - just stop for a moment and celebrate with us. :)

Your task is to write exactly 200 words of crack. It must feature a rare pairing (whichever one you fancy) - but bonus points to you if you use Argus Filch!

Please be sure to headline your submission(s) as follows:
CHALLENGE #5 - Title of fic (Pairing).
Use the ".challenge #5" tag in addition to your usual three tags.

Deadline is November 1. We anxiously await your cracktastic contributions! :DD

gabe-speaks.livejournal.com

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royalty25.livejournal.com

Title: From Chocolate Sauce to Marriage to a Charming Smile
Pairing: Blaise Zabini/Ginny Weasley, Blaise Zabini/Theodore Nott
Prompt: 100 word crack
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Blaise gets unexpected news.
Author's Notes: Written for

wistful_dead and

dirtyxemoxkid, who are the Theodore and Ginny respectively to my Blaise.

( From Chocolate Sauce to Marriage to a Charming Smile )

ceria-taliesin.livejournal.com

Title: "Heartthrob Singer Exposes his One True Love"
by Grizel Hurtz, The Daily Prophet
Pairing: Lorcan d'Eath / Gilderoy Lockhart
Prompt: 100 words for 100 members
Rating: WTF?!
Word Count: 100
Summary: would be longer than the drabble… as if the title isn't.
Author's Notes: I can't write crack very well?

( Read more... )

tristesses.livejournal.com

Title: The Fairest of Them All
Author:

tristesses
Pairing: Gilderoy/Mirror
Challenge: 100 Words of Crack
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Gilderoy's just making sure he's still the prettiest teacher at Hogwarts.

( Mirror, mirror, on the wall )

benebu.livejournal.com

Current Mood: amused

Title: Betrayal
Characters/Pairing: Riddle's diary, Prince's Potion book, a third publication. Potion Book/Diary.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Didn't Tom's diary have any sense of decency?
Author's Notes: The crack is only in the pairing, because this is a saaaad story. Oh, and I blame the idea for this pairing on

meish_kaos. Totally her fault. Same story here in French, if you're curious.

***
( Ironically, the drabble is shorter than all those notes... )

captainpookey.livejournal.com

Title: The Day Sirius Black Got Out of Detention Scot-Free
Pairing: Minerva/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sirius likes to monkey around.
Author's Notes: Do you know how hard it was to make this ONLY 100 words!?

( Read more... )

cesaretech.livejournal.com

Title: Magical Me
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Gilderoy Lockhart
Prompt: 100 word crack
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: It was hard to be modest when you were as great as he.
Author's Notes: Done for the 100 Words of Crack challenge.

Magical Me

ceirdwenfc.livejournal.com

Title: The Shower
Pairing: surprise/surprise (I hope that's okay)
Prompt: 100 word crack
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Summary: (Too short for a summary)
Author's Notes: I'm not sure what crack is so if this doesn't qualify, let me know, and I can delete it - or you can delete it. Warnings: nudity.

( 100 words here )

chimbomba.livejournal.com

Current Mood: bouncy

Title: It's Not You – It's Your Quill
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Rita Skeeter
Prompt: Challenge #5 - 100 words of crack
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Rita Skeeter interviews Gilderoy Lockhart.
Author's Notes: Done for the 100 Words of Crack Challenge. Don't think this is completely crack, but I did try. ;D I ended up inspiring myself after I gave a prompt to

captainpookey, haha.

( It's Not You - It's Your Quill )

rarepairs_mod

Current Mood: excited

THIS CHALLENGE IS NOW CLOSED.

Having 100 members is pretty epic, don't you think? We think so too. ;) That's why we're celebrating with this one-time only challenge. All of you invested in your claims, in the ficathon, in whatever - just stop for a moment and celebrate with us!

We now present to you: The 100 Words of Crack Challenge! :DD

Your task is to write exactly 100 words of crack. It must feature a rare pairing (whichever one you fancy) - but bonus points to you if you use Gilderoy Lockhart.

Please be sure to headline your submission(s) as follows:
CHALLENGE #5 - Title of fic (Pairing).
Use the ".challenge #5" tag in addition to your usual three tags.

Deadline is June 27. So, to quote Gandalf: "Fly, you fools!"

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Entries tagged with .challenge #5

Challenge #5: Cream and Tea (Cedric/Grey Lady, PG-13)

CHALLENGE 5 - An Unfortunate Mistake (Basilisk/Mrs. Norris)

CHALLENGE #5 - Kitty Walk (Mrs. Norris/Crookshanks)

Challenge #5: Position to Judge (Umbridge/Filch/Snape, R)

Challenge #5: Unexpected Rewards (Bella/Surprise, NC17)

CHALLENGE #5 – Impossible (Draco/Buckbeak)

Challenge #5 - Reason Knows Not (Voldemorte/???)

Challenge #5: All Dressed Up With Nowhere To Go (James/Scorpius, G)

CHALLENGE #5 - Round Two!

[CHALLENGE #5] Oliver: DUPED! (Colin/Oliver) Art/Text Combo (NSFW)

CHALLENGE #5 - From Chocolate Sauce to Marriage to a Charming Smile (Blaise/Ginny, Blaise/Theodore).

Drabble: Heartthrob Singer Exposes his One True Love (Lockhart)

Challenge #5: The Fairest of Them All (Gilderoy/mirror)

Challenge #5 - Betrayal (Prince's Potion Book/Tom Riddle's Diary)

Challenge #5 - The Day Sirius Black Got Out of Detention Scot-Free (Minerva/Sirius)

Challenge #5 - Magical Me (Lockhart/Lockhart)

Challenge #5 - The Shower (surprise/surprise)

CHALLENGE #5 - It's Not You - It's Your Quill (Gilderoy/Rita)

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