Challenge #5 - The Day Sirius Black Got Out of Detention Scot-Free (Minerva/Sirius)

[captainpookey.livejournal.com]

Title: The Day Sirius Black Got Out of Detention Scot-Free
Pairing: Minerva/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sirius likes to monkey around.
Author's Notes: Do you know how hard it was to make this ONLY 100 words!?


“Last I checked detentions were not for handstands.”

“Why not?”

“Because, Black, handstands are for monkeys and not for students of my house.”

“What if I could transfigure myself into a monkey?”

“Highly unlikely.”

“But what if I could?”

“A 4th year student, even of your intellect, would be unable to transfigure so much as a teacup into a monkey.”

Sirius Black responded by casting a hair-growth charm across his body, leaping onto the nearest desk scratching his armpits, and planting a fat monkey-kiss on McGonagall’s lips.

She was too flabbergasted to bother chasing him down the hall.

Comments

[kaymbee.livejournal.com]

Hee! Sirius vs McGonagall fics will never, ever get boring. This was awesome. :)

[captainpookey.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I agree. :DD

[mahmfic.livejournal.com]

lol! good job!

[ceirdwenfc.livejournal.com]

I wondered where this pairing was going. Very funny.

[chimbomba.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! When you said monkey around, you weren't kidding! ;)
I half-expected Sirius to be like "Woot! My animagus form really is a monkey, mwahahaha!" :DDD


YES I DO KNOW - mine was at 200 words... it took me an hour to cut out 100 words, and a half-hour for the last six. xP

[captainpookey.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I KNOW. I WAS AT 102 FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND IT TOOK ME AT LEAST 20 MINUTE STO GET RID OF THOSE EXTRA TWO WORDS.

[peskywhistpaw.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOOLLL. This is hilarious. I love Minerva/Sirius - because, you know, the pairing itself is kind of crack, too. XD