ext_114043 ([identity profile] captainpookey.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] rarepair_shorts2008-06-20 11:23 pm

Challenge #5 - The Day Sirius Black Got Out of Detention Scot-Free (Minerva/Sirius)

Title: The Day Sirius Black Got Out of Detention Scot-Free
Pairing: Minerva/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sirius likes to monkey around.
Author's Notes: Do you know how hard it was to make this ONLY 100 words!?


“Last I checked detentions were not for handstands.”

“Why not?”

“Because, Black, handstands are for monkeys and not for students of my house.”

“What if I could transfigure myself into a monkey?”

“Highly unlikely.”

“But what if I could?”

“A 4th year student, even of your intellect, would be unable to transfigure so much as a teacup into a monkey.”

Sirius Black responded by casting a hair-growth charm across his body, leaping onto the nearest desk scratching his armpits, and planting a fat monkey-kiss on McGonagall’s lips.

She was too flabbergasted to bother chasing him down the hall.

[identity profile] kaymbee.livejournal.com 2008-06-21 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hee! Sirius vs McGonagall fics will never, ever get boring. This was awesome. :)

[identity profile] mahmfic.livejournal.com 2008-06-21 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
lol! good job!

[identity profile] ceirdwenfc.livejournal.com 2008-06-21 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I wondered where this pairing was going. Very funny.

[identity profile] chimbomba.livejournal.com 2008-06-22 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahaha! When you said monkey around, you weren't kidding! ;)
I half-expected Sirius to be like "Woot! My animagus form really is a monkey, mwahahaha!" :DDD


YES I DO KNOW - mine was at 200 words... it took me an hour to cut out 100 words, and a half-hour for the last six. xP

[identity profile] peskywhistpaw.livejournal.com 2008-07-03 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
LOOOOOOOOOOLLL. This is hilarious. I love Minerva/Sirius - because, you know, the pairing itself is kind of crack, too. XD