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rarepair_shortsTitle: The Day Sirius Black Got Out of Detention Scot-Free
Pairing: Minerva/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sirius likes to monkey around.
Author's Notes: Do you know how hard it was to make this ONLY 100 words!?
“Last I checked detentions were not for handstands.”
“Why not?”
“Because, Black, handstands are for monkeys and not for students of my house.”
“What if I could transfigure myself into a monkey?”
“Highly unlikely.”
“But what if I could?”
“A 4th year student, even of your intellect, would be unable to transfigure so much as a teacup into a monkey.”
Sirius Black responded by casting a hair-growth charm across his body, leaping onto the nearest desk scratching his armpits, and planting a fat monkey-kiss on McGonagall’s lips.
She was too flabbergasted to bother chasing him down the hall.
Pairing: Minerva/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sirius likes to monkey around.
Author's Notes: Do you know how hard it was to make this ONLY 100 words!?
“Last I checked detentions were not for handstands.”
“Why not?”
“Because, Black, handstands are for monkeys and not for students of my house.”
“What if I could transfigure myself into a monkey?”
“Highly unlikely.”
“But what if I could?”
“A 4th year student, even of your intellect, would be unable to transfigure so much as a teacup into a monkey.”
Sirius Black responded by casting a hair-growth charm across his body, leaping onto the nearest desk scratching his armpits, and planting a fat monkey-kiss on McGonagall’s lips.
She was too flabbergasted to bother chasing him down the hall.
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Date: 2008-06-22 05:34 am (UTC)