Challenge #5 - The Shower (surprise/surprise)

[ceirdwenfc.livejournal.com]

Title: The Shower
Pairing: surprise/surprise (I hope that's okay)
Prompt: 100 word crack
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Summary: (Too short for a summary)
Author's Notes: I'm not sure what crack is so if this doesn't qualify, let me know, and I can delete it - or you can delete it.  Warnings: nudity.

                Minerva stepped out of the shower, her skin still warm from the steam, water gliding down her long body.  She reached for a towel, but it was no longer on its customary hook.  She looked to the floor, thinking it must have fallen, but it wasn’t there.  Her eyebrows furrowed and her lips curled down.  She put her hands on her flaccid, creased hips, annoyed now that she hadn’t found her dressing gown either.  She heard a ‘tut, tut’ sound from the doorway, and turned, her sagging breasts shuddering as she did.  “Now, see here, Gilderoy, hand that towel over!”

Comments

[chimbomba.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not entirely crack, but I suppose it works because of the end. :D

You get bonus points, woo hoo! xD

Also, do you mind if I tag this post with the pairing? I could hold off on that until various people have read it - if you want.

[ceirdwenfc.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's fine if it gets tagged. I wasn't sure if the pairing would put people off, actually. What makes a fic crack? Or is it too detailed to go into here?

[chimbomba.livejournal.com]

This is from The Fanfiction Glossary (http://www.subreality.com/glossary/terms.htm#C):

"crackfic - A fanfic whose concept is so out there, one wonders what the author was snorting when they wrote. Sometimes deliberate, sometimes just 'WTF?'"

Here's (http://peskywhistpaw.livejournal.com/126195.html#cutid1) an example of a crackfic.

[captainpookey.livejournal.com]

rofl!

I could actually see this pairing. :DDD

[ceirdwenfc.livejournal.com]

They scare me (but I think it's the Lockhart aspect)