CHALLENGE #5

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THIS CHALLENGE IS NOW CLOSED.

Having 100 members is pretty epic, don't you think? We think so too. ;) That's why we're celebrating with this one-time only challenge. All of you invested in your claims, in the ficathon, in whatever - just stop for a moment and celebrate with us!


We now present to you: The 100 Words of Crack Challenge! :DD

Your task is to write exactly 100 words of crack. It must feature a rare pairing (whichever one you fancy) - but bonus points to you if you use Gilderoy Lockhart.

Please be sure to headline your submission(s) as follows:
CHALLENGE #5 - Title of fic (Pairing).
Use the ".challenge #5" tag in addition to your usual three tags.

Deadline is June 27. So, to quote Gandalf: "Fly, you fools!"

CHALLENGE #5 - It's Not You - It's Your Quill (Gilderoy/Rita)

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Title: It's Not You – It's Your Quill
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Rita Skeeter
Prompt: Challenge #5 - 100 words of crack
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Rita Skeeter interviews Gilderoy Lockhart.
Author's Notes: Done for the 100 Words of Crack Challenge. Don't think this is completely crack, but I did try. ;D I ended up inspiring myself after I gave a prompt to captainpookey, haha.

( It's Not You - It's Your Quill )

Challenge #5 - The Shower (surprise/surprise)

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Title: The Shower
Pairing: surprise/surprise (I hope that's okay)
Prompt: 100 word crack
Rating: R
Word Count: 100
Summary: (Too short for a summary)
Author's Notes: I'm not sure what crack is so if this doesn't qualify, let me know, and I can delete it - or you can delete it.  Warnings: nudity.

( 100 words here )

Challenge #5 - Magical Me (Lockhart/Lockhart)

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Title: Magical Me
Pairing: Gilderoy Lockhart/Gilderoy Lockhart
Prompt: 100 word crack
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: It was hard to be modest when you were as great as he.
Author's Notes: Done for the 100 Words of Crack challenge.

Magical Me

FICATHON: The things friends should do (Luna/Cho)

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Title: The things friends should do
Pairing: Luna Lovegood/Cho Chang
Rating: PG
Word count: 754
Summary: Luna has always fancied Cho, but never done anything about it because of her strong bonds of friendship with Harry.

(link to fic) 

Challenge #4 - Stronger Together (Hannah Abbott/Neville Longbottom)

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Title: Stronger Together
Character Pairing: Hannah/Neville
Prompt: Challenge #4: "That's what she said!"
Rating: PG
Word Count: 693
Summary: Sometimes, it takes awhile for you to really understand what someone was telling you.
A/N: Set during the time in DH when the Neville led D.A. is in hiding in the Room of Requirement. I never liked the how in DH, it felt like only after Neville did something heroic (kill Nagini), did girls started to notice him. So, in my head at least, this shows the beginning of Hannah thinking of Neville a little differently even before that moment. Many thanks to thoth for taking time out from finals for beta reading this.

Link: Stronger Together

Challenge #5 - The Day Sirius Black Got Out of Detention Scot-Free (Minerva/Sirius)

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Title: The Day Sirius Black Got Out of Detention Scot-Free
Pairing: Minerva/Sirius
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Summary: Sirius likes to monkey around.
Author's Notes: Do you know how hard it was to make this ONLY 100 words!?

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FICATHON: This Love Affair. (Katie/Angelina; Katie/Victoire)

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Title: This Love Affair
Pairing: Katie/Angelina, Katie/Victoire.
Rating: R
Word Count: 1, 284
Summary: Katie suffers in silence.
Author's Notes: Written for the rarepair_shorts numbers challenge. It’s more angsty than my normal. Also: Two pairings, one fic! Do I get bonus points for that? Thanks to voldxcore for the beta.

This Love Affair.