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rarepair_shortsAuthor: nocturnali
Recipient:amor_remanet
Title: I’m Not Gay
Character Pairing: Severus/Barty
Rating: R
Word Count: 603
AN: Gift Fic foramor_remanet
I’M NOT GAY
Severus looked up from his homework assignment, scowling at the boisterousness of his housemates.
Those idiot purebloods.. Thinking that they were better than everyone else because they had money. Because their blood was all wizard. That that gave them the right to loudly debate such subjects as Roxanne Holt’s breasts and whether Stephanie Meyer was a true blonde.
Severus snorted. They were so inbred their children would have tails.
Hunching further over his work, Severus tried to ignore everything around him.
“Hey, Sev.”
Severus sighed. And why did they insist on dragging him into their ridiculous games?
“What?”
Regulus fell into the chair opposite him, half of the fifth, sixth and seventh years egging him on. “We want to know. What does a gay boy think of Roxanne?”
“Why don’t you ask Lestrange?”
Regulus looked up at Rabastan who had an arm draped casually over Ashton West’s shoulders. He wasn’t gay… was he? He didn’t look particularly bothered by the accusation. No matter; that wasn’t the topic at hand.
“We want to know what you think.” Regulus leaned across the table. “Come to think of it, do you even have sex Sev? Never seen you with a girl or a boy…”
“I’d rather get good marks.”
“Excuse me.” Barty Crouch pushed past Avery and deposited a couple of books on the table in front of Snape. “Here’s those books you wanted.” He sat next to Snape, unrolled his essay and opened another book.
When it became obvious that Snape wasn’t going to be drawn into their fun, the group surrounding him moved away.. Besides, the object of their previous discussion had wandered in and shed her robes, leaving her wearing a one size too small jumper, which only emphasised her breasts more.
“What are you doing here?”
“Saving you from…” Barty instantly knew that was the wrong thing to say.
“I don’t need saving. Least of all by you.” Snape snarled. “I told you…”
“Was that before or after I gave you that head job on Tuesday?”
“That was your idea.”
“Didn’t see you complaining.”
Snape gave up on that line of reasoning. “I’m not gay.”
“Uh-huh, you thought I was a girl.”
“I don’t have to explain myself.” Snape collected his books and quills and stalked away, leaving Barty sitting by himself.
Barty counted to ten.
It wouldn’t take much more provocation on his part to make Severus aroused and frustrated. He had to admit that the run-around this Evans girl was giving him certainly worked in his favour.
“Severus?”
“What?” Snape snarled back from behind the hangings around his bed.
“What’re you doing?”
Silence but for the shifting of a body on a mattress and a stifled moan. “Do it. Stop asking insufferably stupid questions.”
“Can’t.” Barty stuck his head through the gap in the hangings to find Snape, trousers open and hand wrapped securely around his erection. “None left.”
Snape swore.
If he couldn’t have Lily, having the enthusiastic Barty Crouch almost made up for it. The boy was slight of build and pretty. Long fingered slim hands and a mouth made for sin. Having him take the Polyjuice potion had taken Snape’s fantasy to the next level. Barty as Lily would do things that he was sure the real Lily would never do.
He sighed. “You know what to do. And don’t talk. I don’t want to know it’s you.”
Barty smiled. He climbed onto the bed and settled between Snape’s thighs. As his lips surrounded the cock in front of him and Severus murmured Lily’s name he wondered if things would ever be any different for him.
nocturnaliRecipient:
amor_remanetTitle: I’m Not Gay
Character Pairing: Severus/Barty
Rating: R
Word Count: 603
AN: Gift Fic for
amor_remanetI’M NOT GAY
Severus looked up from his homework assignment, scowling at the boisterousness of his housemates.
Those idiot purebloods.. Thinking that they were better than everyone else because they had money. Because their blood was all wizard. That that gave them the right to loudly debate such subjects as Roxanne Holt’s breasts and whether Stephanie Meyer was a true blonde.
Severus snorted. They were so inbred their children would have tails.
Hunching further over his work, Severus tried to ignore everything around him.
“Hey, Sev.”
Severus sighed. And why did they insist on dragging him into their ridiculous games?
“What?”
Regulus fell into the chair opposite him, half of the fifth, sixth and seventh years egging him on. “We want to know. What does a gay boy think of Roxanne?”
“Why don’t you ask Lestrange?”
Regulus looked up at Rabastan who had an arm draped casually over Ashton West’s shoulders. He wasn’t gay… was he? He didn’t look particularly bothered by the accusation. No matter; that wasn’t the topic at hand.
“We want to know what you think.” Regulus leaned across the table. “Come to think of it, do you even have sex Sev? Never seen you with a girl or a boy…”
“I’d rather get good marks.”
“Excuse me.” Barty Crouch pushed past Avery and deposited a couple of books on the table in front of Snape. “Here’s those books you wanted.” He sat next to Snape, unrolled his essay and opened another book.
When it became obvious that Snape wasn’t going to be drawn into their fun, the group surrounding him moved away.. Besides, the object of their previous discussion had wandered in and shed her robes, leaving her wearing a one size too small jumper, which only emphasised her breasts more.
“What are you doing here?”
“Saving you from…” Barty instantly knew that was the wrong thing to say.
“I don’t need saving. Least of all by you.” Snape snarled. “I told you…”
“Was that before or after I gave you that head job on Tuesday?”
“That was your idea.”
“Didn’t see you complaining.”
Snape gave up on that line of reasoning. “I’m not gay.”
“Uh-huh, you thought I was a girl.”
“I don’t have to explain myself.” Snape collected his books and quills and stalked away, leaving Barty sitting by himself.
Barty counted to ten.
It wouldn’t take much more provocation on his part to make Severus aroused and frustrated. He had to admit that the run-around this Evans girl was giving him certainly worked in his favour.
“Severus?”
“What?” Snape snarled back from behind the hangings around his bed.
“What’re you doing?”
Silence but for the shifting of a body on a mattress and a stifled moan. “Do it. Stop asking insufferably stupid questions.”
“Can’t.” Barty stuck his head through the gap in the hangings to find Snape, trousers open and hand wrapped securely around his erection. “None left.”
Snape swore.
If he couldn’t have Lily, having the enthusiastic Barty Crouch almost made up for it. The boy was slight of build and pretty. Long fingered slim hands and a mouth made for sin. Having him take the Polyjuice potion had taken Snape’s fantasy to the next level. Barty as Lily would do things that he was sure the real Lily would never do.
He sighed. “You know what to do. And don’t talk. I don’t want to know it’s you.”
Barty smiled. He climbed onto the bed and settled between Snape’s thighs. As his lips surrounded the cock in front of him and Severus murmured Lily’s name he wondered if things would ever be any different for him.
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Date: 2007-12-24 08:04 pm (UTC)Anyway, I really like your Severus, and the way you've portrayed his voice. :)
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Date: 2007-12-24 08:58 pm (UTC)Also, I like how you make Barty pose for Lily... interesting idea.
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Date: 2007-12-26 05:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-28 08:30 pm (UTC)