Rare Pair Shorts

Ships (alphabetical)
- Charlie/Draco
- Dudley/any
- Dudley/Harry
- Ginny/Pansy
- Ginny/Tom
- Harry/Tom
- Harry/Voldemort
- Lavender/Pansy
- Millicent/Pansy

Prompts (feel free to use with different ships)
- Charlie agrees to pretend to be Draco's husband to keep him out of Azkaban after the war.
- Charlie meets Draco when he gets a job at the Romanian dragon reserve.
- Dudley finds out his boyfriend/girlfriend is a wizard/witch.
- Dudley decides to get a magical tutor for his daughter when she gets her Hogwarts letter.
- Dudley and Harry meet again years later and their relationship goes in directions they never imagined.
- Dudley realizes that how his parents treat Harry isn't right and tries to make things better or comfort Harry.
- Pansy attends Ginny's first professional quidditch game.
- Ginny struggles after the Chamber of Secrets, but no one notices except Pansy.
- After Tom's diary is destroyed, Ginny misses him and decides to go back in time to find him again.
- A young, amnesiac Tom Riddle appears one day and since Ginny knew his diary self so well, she's asked to watch him.
- Harry figures out he can talk to the sliver of Voldemort's soul inside of him and helps that Tom get a new body.
- Harry and Voldemort find out they're magical soulmates and thus can't kill each other (no matter how hard they try).
- Harry's tired of the magical world's love/hate relationship with him and decides to join Voldemort and become the Dark wizard they were afraid he was.
- To end the war more peacefully, the Ministry arranges a marriage between Harry Voldemort.
- Pansy finds Lavender crying in a dark corridor and tries to comfort her.
- After Pansy receives her Dark Mark, Lavender asks about joining the Dark side as well.
- Millicent and Pansy become the new Hogwarts power couple, much to Draco's annoyance.
- After the war, Millicent and Pansy are the only ones each other have.

General Likes
fluff, AUs (coffee shop, college, high school, supernatural creatures, thieves/con artists, whatever ya got I'll probably love it), pining, fake/pretend relationships, antagonistic relationships that turn into love, kid fic, characters suddenly realizing they've been in love all along, domesticity/family, communication by snark, codependent friendships, get togethers, soulmates, adoptive parent-child relationships, queer/trans/genderqueer/etc. characters, magic, steampunk, road trips, tattoos/piercings/body mods, ghosts and monsters, arranged marriage, smoking, vegan food, cuddling, dealing with addiction, dark!Ginny, dark!Harry, dark!Lavender

Kinks
intelligence kink, language kink, competency kink, breeding/impregnation kink, BDSM (especially aftercare), rimming, tentacles, double penetration, sloppy seconds, dubcon/noncon, dirty talk, xeno, chub love, wing kink, D/S, bestiality (sentient/partly human or not), gangbang, daddy kink, non-human genitalia, oviposition, praise kink, mpreg (ok with incest), watersports, messy sex, anal, creampie, doggy style, rough sex, incest, size difference, first time, age difference, prostitution, sex toys, telepathic sex, sexual slavery, made them do it, cock warming

General Dislikes
major character death, 1st and 2nd person POV, cancer fic, abuse in main pairings, infidelity, animal death/torture, zombies, suicide, crossovers (i.e. meeting the characters), recreational drug use, scat, vomit, vore, amputation kink, lactation kink