WISHLISTS: Headline News (Draco/Rose)

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Author:plaidphoenix
Recipient: rzzmg
Title: Headline News
Pairing: Draco/Rose
Request/Prompt: As a reporter for the Wizarding Star, a new sensationalist newspaper, it's her job to keep tabs on famous/infamous people and to blow their stories wide open. Rose is like Rita Skeeter 2.0. He, however, is just as cunning as she is, and more than her match.
Rating: Please remember all fills are to be R or less
Word Count: 490
Summary: A sex scandal breaks the wizarding world wide open and it’s Rose who does the breaking.
Author's Notes: (optional)



Draco Malfoy: Womanizer, Philanderer or Sexual Deviant?

Is Draco Malfoy a sexual deviant? As my dear readers will recall, in my most recent set of articles, I exposed Madam Puddifoots as the front for a brothel being run in the village of Hogsmeade and how numerous, respectable members of wizarding society here in England have either been customers of or employed by this house of ill-repute.

Well it seems that one of the customers is none other than Draco Malfoy, newest member of the Wizengamot. I have it on good authority from numerous sources that Mr. Malfoy has engaged in numerous acts of depravity with witches who had only recently finished their studies at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

While it’s true I did go undercover at Madam Puddifoot’s, my actions were for the greater good. What were Mr. Malfoy’s intentions when he took me to bed?

Keep reading dear devotees,
Rose Weasley

Granger,

What in the world is your daughter up to? Get her to stop now or I’ll let the whole world know you worked at Madam Puddifoot’s after you finished Hogwarts. Of course it isn’t true, but the way she’s going, nobody will care, will they?

Draco


New Revelations in Madam Puddifoot’s Scandal

New Revelations, dear readers. New revelations and new gossip. It seems my dear mother, Hermione Granger-Weasley was once a willing employee of Madam Puddifoots until being seduced into the corridors and hallways of power at the Ministry of Magic. While a full customer list is still forthcoming, one known patron was Draco Malfoy.

What does this mean for the Ministry? For the Wizengamot or for the DMLE, for which my mother is the deputy head? When asked for comments, doors were slammed in this reporter’s face.

Is Kingsley Shacklebolt, our Minister of Magic these last twenty years, a customer? Is he obstructing justice for the sake of political expediency? Will his sycophants continue to rule wizarding England as they walk the corridors of power?

The people demand answers and are waiting for someone to step forward to provide them.

As long as the people continue to read, I’ll continue to fight for the truth!
Rose Weasley


You’re such a rotten daughter. I never should have pushed you out!

I hope you’re happy, I’ve been forced to resign my position at the Ministry and your father is barely speaking to me. Your grandparents are nervous wrecks and I won’t even tell you what your brother is thinking about you right now.

I should have expected something like this when you were sorted into Slytherin but I thought you knew better. I know I taught you right from wrong but apparently that lesson, like so many others, never took.

Don’t bother writing back, you’re dead to me now.


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