Rare Pair Shorts

You
Name: Orpheus Samhain
Email Address: orpheus_on_samhain_night@yahoo.co.uk
LJ name of someone you trust (and can keep a secret) that the person creating your gift can contact with questions about your preferences: no one, I'm afraid
Are you willing to be a pinch-hitter if need be?: no

Receiving
Top five (or so) pairings you'd like to receive: Lily, Ginny, Pansy or Alice Longbottom paired up with Sirius, Lucius, Rabastan, Walden Macnair, Evan Rosier, Avery, Regulus or Yaxley; Sirius/Lucius, Regulus/Lucius, Albus/Gellert, Ron/Sirius, Bill/Sirius.
Desired rating of your gift: any
Situations, genres, prompts, things, etc., you want: if crossgen: the older party is smarter, the younger thinks that s/he is smarter; I like dark(ish), angst, inappropriateness, danger, irresponsibility, infidelity, breaking the rules and going away with it, insolence, playing more confident than one really feels, white lies, half-truths, skimming over unpleasant facts, one-offs, but also perfect moments and giving in (temporarily).
Situations, genres, things, etc., you DON'T want: marriage proposals, weddings, children, fluff, next-gen characters, tame Death Eaters (please, do make them dangerous!), BDSM, crack, established relationships.

Giving
Are you willing to write slash, femmeslash, or both?: only het and slash
Highest rating you will write: R
Characters and genres you can or would like to write: Sirius, Walden Macnair, Ginny, Lily, Gellert/Albus, Regulus, Bill, Charlie, James, Rosmerta, dark, angst, infidelity, crossgen
Situations, ships, characters, genres, etc., you CANNOT or would NOT like to write: characters we know by name only, canon pairings, Severus, Percy, Ron, Hagrid, Peter, Luna, Harry, marriage proposals, weddings, children, fluff, next-gen characters, tame Death Eaters, BDSM, crack.
Any additional writing strengths: -