Rare Pair Shorts

You
Name: Amber / peskywhistpaw
Email Address: lostmaeblleshire@gmail.com
LJ name of someone you trust (and can keep a secret) that the person creating your gift can contact with questions about your preferences: chimbomba
Are you willing to be a pinch-hitter if need be?: Yep

Receiving
Top five (or so) pairings you'd like to receive: (Not in order of preference) Bellatrix/Alice, Ginny/Fleur, Ginny/Blaise, Cedric/Fleur, Ginny/Viktor, Helga/Salazar, Rowena/Helga, Godric/Rowena, Bloody Baron/Grey Lady (as ghosts only), Ginny/Firenze, Luna/Firenze, Ginny/Colin, Ginny/Romilda
Desired rating of your gift: up to PG-13
Situations, genres, prompts, things, etc., you want: HUMORHUMORHUMOR. Get-together fics are my absolute favorite, though I honestly don't mind if you do like a prelude to a relationship, or whatever - friendship that edges into something more, etc. Also, I'd prefer it if the characters were still attending Hogwarts. (EWE or slight canon abuse is okay with me, too, by the way.) Something taking place in winter would be nice. Some prompts you might like to use: on the rooftop; BOY is afraid of something that GIRL finds ridiculously stupid; "Are you trying to drown me?"; farce; let's start a club. Extra bonus points if someone is trying to solve a mystery (extra extra bonus points if it's a mystery that's already been solved). HOWEVER, I wouldn’t mind some angst if a Slytherin is involved in the pairing. I love unrequited crushes (especially when it’s a boy doing the pining). Bonus points for setting it outdoors; bonus bonus points if it’s in the Forbidden Forest. Snogging is always a plus, and UST is amazing. IF WRITING FLEUR OR VIKTOR, PLEASE GIVE THEM THEIR ACCENTS.
Situations, genres, things, etc., you DON'T want: No sex, drugs, or smoking - and please no references to any of them. Or swearing, unless it's really super tame. Also, I hate fluff, and angst is a no-no. The word 'lover' is my biggest squick, though. Oh, and if you do femmeslash, please don't make everybody else gay. I like believable things, and non-OOC things.

Giving
Are you willing to write slash, femmeslash, or both?: All three
Highest rating you will write: PG-13
Characters and genres you can or would like to write: Anything
Situations, ships, characters, genres, etc., you CANNOT or would NOT like to write: Anything but crossgen and sexytiems
Any additional writing strengths: Whatever you want, baby. ;)