Rare Pair Shorts

a. your username: captainpookey (http://captainpookey.livejournal.com/profile)
b. top three pairings you'd like to receive: (In no particular order) BillxTonks, Remus and/or Sirius x Snape and/or Lucius. McGonagall x Someone! :D McGonagall is one of my favorite characters, although I have trouble taking her love life seriously.

This is more than three, but I also like-- the Hogwarts ghosts and their mysterious lives, the Founders, SiriusxRosmerta, RemusxLily, OliverxSurprise-Me, Teddy Lupin, and anything involving the twins or the Marauders.

I’m not picky.
c. specific things you want: Humor. Romance. Angst. Heartache. Something that will either make me laugh, melt, or cry. Or all of the above. I'm a sucker for forbidden romances, unrequited love and the occassional love/hate. But then again, I'm JUST as much of a sucker for a good, rolling-on-the-floor-laugh-out-loud comedy. I guess it depends on the pairing and your mood. Something outside of the box would be nice. You can use any prompt on this community or others. Awkward moments/misinterpretations are always fun. To sum up; I don’t really know what I want, so stop asking me.
d. specific things you DON'T want: Nothing overly AU or crossgen. I can't stand incest, and I'm not usually comfortable with pairings where the two characters have large age differences. (Like students and teachers, you know?). I don't want overly girly men, femmslash, or explicit sex scenes. Het or mxm is fine. Try to be tasteful? Otherwise, I’m open to just about anything.
e. are you willing to write slash/femmeslash? MxM-- Yes. FxF-- Not so much.
f. characters/genres you like to write: I love writing Marauder’s Era, the Weasley brood and all members entailed therein, and the Order of the Pheonix (not the original, although that’s only because I haven’t tried yet). I also like Founders and the trio&company. Tonks and Dumbledore are cool too. I like writing romance, fluff, angst, or humor.
g. characters/genres you CAN'T write: I can’t write for most Slytherins and I’m absolutely terrible at Deatheaters in general. Snape & Malfoy are excluded. I have no experience with Slughorn, Voldemort, Tom Riddle or either Crouches. Sadism/masochism or abusive relationships are not my thing.
h. username of a friend who knows what you like: peskywhistpaw (http://peskywhistpaw.livejournal.com/profile)