Rare Pair Shorts

a. your username: amor_remanet
b. top three pairings you'd like to receive: Severus/Barty, Jr., Hermione/Luna, Percy/Tonks
c. specific things you want: Tragicomedy, dark humor, and satire are absolutely love, as far as genres go. And I love cross-dressing, for either gender, but it's definitely not necessary. As for ideas, a fairy tale/fable/folktale AU or a story with some kind of basis in fairy tales/fables/folktales would be amazing; some stories that would be awesome are: The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolf_in_Sheep%27s_Clothing), The Frog Prince (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frog_Prince_%28story%29), Rapunzel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapunzel), Little Red Riding Hood (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Red_Riding_Hood), Rumplestiltskin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rumpelstiltskin), and The Snow Queen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snow_Queen). Whatever story you go with (ones that I didn't list are perfectly fine, too! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Snow_Queen), the story doesn't have to be a direct AU of the story, or very closely tied to it, just use it as a jumping off point.

If that doesn't tickle your fancy/you want something else, have some prompts, and feel free to use one, all, none, any combination of them, or ask for new ones:
♥ "He's the cutest little boy. Makes it that much sadder, doesn't it?"
♥ "Look... I'm making eggs. There's no deeper meaning to anything I'm doing here. It's breakfast. Plain and simple."
♥ "Today's Horoscope: Something big is brewing behind your back."
♥ does not play well with others
♥ an emerald necklace
♥ "Sit down and have some tea."
♥ silver in the moonlight
♥ "Please don't cry too much."
♥ "But that's not fair."
♥ sweet anachronism
♥ "How can you blame me?"

d. specific things you DON'T want: Girly men, the usual sorts of squicks (incest, water sports/scat -- blood is fine in moderation, but not the other two), too much fluff
e. are you willing to write slash/femmeslash? Absolutely-positively! ♥

f. characters/genres you like to write: Rita Skeeter! So help me, I love writing that woman. And Horace Slughorn. I lovelovelove writing Slughorn. Aside from those two, I dabble in a lot of genres, so I'll do anything there, and characters... hrm. I love writing Percy, Remus, Ravenclaw boys (Ravenclaws in general, really), Hermione, Luna, Neville, Lavender Brown, Zacharias Smith, Tonks, Sirius, Molly, Pansy, Daphne Greengrass, Tracey Davis, Tom Riddle/Voldemort... and I could probably go on, but I hope that's a long enough list? ♥

g. characters/genres you CAN'T write: No specific genres, really, but I have a LOT of trouble writing Ron, Fred and/or George, James and Lily, and Harry. And I can't really get a good Kingsley in mind, so writing him... I can do it, but I'm never pleased with how it turns out.
h. username of a friend who knows what you like: aurieal or slartibartfst42