Challenge #5: The Fairest of Them All (Gilderoy/mirror)

[tristesses.livejournal.com]

Title: The Fairest of Them All
Author: tristesses
Pairing: Gilderoy/Mirror
Challenge: 100 Words of Crack
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Gilderoy's just making sure he's still the prettiest teacher at Hogwarts.

“Gorgeous golden hair, perfect skin, absolutely striking fashion sense, three-time winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award, model for Madam Malkin’s Menswear for the Stylish Wizard, and on top of that, I am a good soul! I give back to my community! What do you think about that, Mirror my love?”

“You are the fairest of them all, Gilderoy,” said the mirror soothingly. “Now go and impart your wisdom and hair advice to those poor, deprived students.”

Gilderoy Lockhart stroked his mirror lovingly, fluffed his lurid robes, and proceeded, with a half-stroll, half-flounce, to his first day of teaching.

Comments

[chimbomba.livejournal.com]

“Now go and impart your wisdom and hair advice to those poor, deprived students.”

ROFL. xD

[chimbomba.livejournal.com]

I forgot to shower you in bonus points! *throws fairy dust*

[ceria-taliesin.livejournal.com]

This is very fun, Lockhart is such a joy to abuse.

[captainpookey.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. This was fun. :D I loved what the mirror had to say.

[peskywhistpaw.livejournal.com]

*gigglesnort* Your summary and the second paragaph are my favorite bits. XD