Drabble: Heartthrob Singer Exposes his One True Love (Lockhart)

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Title: "Heartthrob Singer Exposes his One True Love"
by Grizel Hurtz, The Daily Prophet
Pairing: Lorcan d'Eath / Gilderoy Lockhart
Prompt: 100 words for 100 members
Rating: WTF?!
Word Count: 100
Summary: would be longer than the drabble… as if the title isn't.
Author's Notes: I can't write crack very well?



GH: Thank you for taking time to discuss "Necks to You" Mr d'Eath.

LD: While I'm here, I would like to clarify this ballad is for my love.

GH: Oh? Who'd you write the song for?

LD: Why, Gilderoy Lockhart. I understand Witches' Weekly believes that he has the finest smile, but I want the entire wizarding world to know that isn't true.

GH: It's not?

LD: No. Gilderoy's smile pales in comparison to the perfection of his neck.

GH: (nervously covers her neck with a scarf) I hope it's only his neck you like to taste… er, look at.

Comments

[chimbomba.livejournal.com]

No. Gilderoy's smile pales in comparison to the perfection of his neck.
Ahahahaha. Interesting choice of pairing, but it works! xD Did you just randomly choose Lorcan?

[peskywhistpaw.livejournal.com]

Haha! The last two lines are my favorite. :3