Challenge #1- Chocolate (The Fat Lady/Vi)

[queencheesecake.livejournal.com]

Title: Chocolate
Characters: The Fat Lady/Vi
Rating: G
Words: Drabble (100)
Notes: I have no idea why this popped into my head. This is what I love about the Harry Potter fandom: portrait femslash is perfectly acceptable!

Vi smiles shyly as she presents the heart shaped box of liqueur chocolates to the girl of her dreams.

 

“It’s a valentine,” Vi says, blushing as much as her paint will allow.

 

The recipient breaks into a huge grin and kisses Vi hard on the lips. She tastes a bit dusty; Filch will need to clean her.

 

“I didn’t think you could possibly fancy me,” Vi’s new paramour gushes, “I mean... they don’t call me the Fat Lady for nothing!” She rubs her rotund stomach.

 

“Doesn’t matter,” Vi shrugs, “I like curvy women.”

 

They kiss again. It tastes like chocolate.

Comments

[peskywhistpaw.livejournal.com]

Aw, definitely sweet! This is a really interesting pairing; for some reason I'd never thought of it before...

[queencheesecake.livejournal.com]

Probably because everyone else in the Potterverse is so busy getting laid that we don't have time to spare a thought for the poor old paintings! I like this challenge because of the wonderful element of lateral thinking involved!

[chimbomba.livejournal.com]

She tastes a bit dusty; Filch will need to clean her.

Hahaha, I loved that bit. :)

Very cute, great job with this!