Title: dust the dust up (off your shoulders)
Pairing: Dudley Dursley/Padma Patil
Rating: R
Word Count: 1070
Summary: Going on hols to America seemed the perfect thing to do after the War. So does Dudley Dursley.
Author's Notes: Rated R for vague-ish fantasies, no onscreen smut. Title from Human by Aquilo.

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