Ha, ha! I love that Hermione's reaction to wondering who her bed partner was ("Thank the gods, it’s a woman!" - epic comment!), the morning after taste issues (been there, done that!), and that Draco is the snooping roomie who comes in to harass her Slytherin-style when she's too tired to fight him (leaving her coffee and opening the curtains - bad boy!). Pansy's brilliant here too, especially that final comment. So cool and collected about the whole thing, obviously having had the time of her life. What a great story! Thanks for picking my prompt!

Oh, and I'd love to know who Draco's shagging. Any hints?