I loved the humor in this--the marriage broker, Draco's list, Tory's banter with Draco, and especially these two lines:

To spite his father he might have married Granger at this point – if she weren’t already taken and he didn’t despise her anyway. There were limits, after all.

“My given name is Astoria, but can you imagine anything more awful?”

Thank you for a very enjoyable story! :)