“Aren't the boys much too young for you, Uncle Bill?”

“They're just right, my dear. And don't call me uncle. Not here. Here, I'm just Bill.”

*hilarious* God, that is my headcanon for Bill. I just can't see him married off.

And I want more of this! God, I love odd pairings and there isn't enough Teddy/males out there.

Thank you so much for writing this!