Ho-ho, Draco at the recieving end of an unexpected family reunion...

*promptly kills lame joke*

I like that the smut was subtle. The flow of Draco's thoughts was also so in-character, especially his disbelief at being topped. I loved 'That would probably itself have been enough to make his Father disown him. But that he clearly wasn’t even going to be on top would likely get him buried quietly under the rose beds so that no one ever had to know what happened to the Malfoy heir.' It's actually quite believable.

Well done!