Great story, great take on the plot. It's an utterly believable Gilderoy you give us here - a fraud till the very end.

And your Minerva is beautifully IC. As is Severus.

You might as well have ripped off his trousers and buggered him right there.”

Severus raised his eyebrows and gently extracted himself from between her and the
wall. “I believe that if I done that, the children might have noticed.”

Love those!