Haha, I swear I tried to write Sirius/Bellatrix for you. But every time I saw the 'death eater shenanigans' prompt of yours, this popped into my head. AND IT WOULD NOT LEAVE.

Haha. So I am glad you liked it despite the utter craziness. And, just so you know, eventually there are actual death eater shenanigans, mafia style. :D