Your have no idea how happy your long, thoughtful, wonderful comment made me; I was on a cloud all day long! Thank you so much, also for quoting the lines you liked. It was great fun writing for you, and my friendly beta held my virtual hand during my spells of nervousness.

Only idiot American tourists [like the delighted idiot who received this fic] would go in July. Trust me, it's not half as idiotic as going in December. On a day trip. No special flight offer, however cheap, will ever tempt me to do a similarly silly thing again.