I laughed SO HARD at Terry. Like, every thirty seconds I was cracking up again.

“WHOAMAHGAW!”
and
His eyes lingered only long enough to watch her nod very quickly, and without another word, he leaned forward—

“DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY! FAAH-LAH-LA-LA—!”
and the bit with Parvati were my absolute favorites.

This was so amusing, I love the juxtaposition of the sexual scenes with the humor. GREAT JOB! ♥